YOU CANT CHANGE THE VOLUME OF THE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD
FUCKING TRY I DARE YOU
ITS IMPOSSIBLE AND ITS REALLY FUCKING WITH MY MIND SOMEONE HUG ME
I CAN MAKE IT SCREAM WITHOUT GETTING LOUDER
H E L P
Holy shit whispering is the same volume as shouting as loud as I can
this fucked me up
So this one time I was walking down the road and there was a chicken. But i thought to myself wait there’s no farms by my house. And then i thought wait the only farm near my house is an orchard and they don’t have chickens only cats and apple trees. So i dont know why there was a chicken in the…
Okay so maybe it wasn’t a true story. I never saw a chicken crossing the road. But there is an orchard near me. And my science teacher does have a chicken called elvis, and lives by me. And im sure at some point a chicken crossing the road got hit by a car. SO MORAL OF THE STORY KIDS that’s why chickens shouldn’t cross roads, they’ll just get hit by cars.
So this one time I was walking down the road and there was a chicken. But i thought to myself wait there’s no farms by my house. And then i thought wait the only farm near my house is an orchard and they don’t have chickens only cats and apple trees. So i dont know why there was a chicken in the road. But i remembered that my science teacher one year that lives around me, has a chicken named elvis so that could be the reasoning there was a chicken but then it crossed the road and got hit by a car so i figured the origin of the chicken didnt really matter. But true story.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
Glasses that allow you to watch TV while laying down.
Johanna is incredibly perceptive, sarcastic and brash. She speaks her mind, regardless of the consequences, or who she hurts. While Johanna has a very hard exterior, she definitely understands the greater good of the districts and would lay down her life for freedom.
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect.
Indeed, many are reportedly unable to look past the glaring deformity and simply see the 26-year-old as a human being.” (via The Onion)
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is